As we were driving, I thought about stopping briefly at a few places like Fareway & Kwik Star, but I didn't. I didn't want to get out of my vehicle and face the public because I'm wearing my geometry pants, as I call them. The sweatshirt I'm wearing is long and covers my butt, but it's considerably longer than my winter coat, which is a different fashion offense.
I was laughing about this situation when we got home, and neither of my boys found it funny.
After I took a picture of my geometry pants, I had to look twice because to my surprise, I'm wearing two different socks.